Nick: You don't like Family Guy? How is that possible? It's like the Simpsons, only funnier!
Hannah: Well, I don't like the Simpsons either.
Nick: ...
Martin: ...
Hannah: I might like it if it wasn't on all the time! There's too much of it!
Martin: Hmm. You mean it's like.. too much of a good thing? No matter how awesome something is, if you get overexposed to it, it becomes a chore?
Hannah: Sort of..
Martin: I don't know. I mean, some things you never get tired of. Like great sex? You can't have too much great sex. I think the Simpsons are like that.
Hannah: ...
Nick: You're comparing the Simpsons to great sex?
Martin: No, they're not equivalent. I'm just saying, they share the attribute that you can't really get too much of them.
Hannah: Even if you do both at once?
Martin: Theoretically, having amazing sex while watching the Simpsons should be the best experience you could have, and you'd never get tired of it.
Nick: Martin, if you ever watch the Simpsons during sex, that woman will never sleep with you again.
Martin: That just means the world's best sexual partner is Helen Keller.
Sep 23rd