Are you from the future? Do they still have sandwiches there?
Today I had the odd experience of dozens of strangers being informed that I had the squits because there’s a bot trolling public twitter streams for keywords related to sandwiches and reposting those tweets, and I posted about the sandwich I bought being supplied by the “Shit Yourself Thin! School of Weightloss”.
Question 1: how lovely an introduction to me on the interwebs is that?
Question 2: What possible use could a program designed to relay sandwich information from strangers be?
